Victoria loves her home and family, but boy does she hate the noises that invade her daily life. Her imagination transforms the blender into a growling bear, the vacuum cleaner into a lion and the lawnmower into a spaceship filled with monsters. With the help of a CD player, she decides that maybe a nasty noise like the blender is just music that doesn't know how to sing. This illustrated picture book is exclusively available in ebook format. Bonus material - includes an interview with the author and sample story pages, flag facts and discussion questions from the patriotic children's picture book The Flag Keeper.Excerpt: After lunch, Victoria Rose heard another noise. Rurrarrr. Rurrarrr. It roared like a lion tearing through the living room. She cowered near Grandma as her mother vacuumed the rug, gobbling up dust bunnies. Victoria Rose covered her ears. "No! Mommy, stop! It sounds like a lion." "Yes, but if we didn't vacuum, the floor would be dirty," Mommy said. Victoria ..
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